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Old Aug 12, 2006, 02:21 AM // 02:21   #2841
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about 6 miles per hour if i'm not trying

Why do commercials suck so much?
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Old Aug 12, 2006, 03:59 AM // 03:59   #2842
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because they are meant to annoy




Where are the movies?
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Old Aug 12, 2006, 04:03 AM // 04:03   #2843
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the pirates took em.

how do you remove the cheese from a cheeseburger?
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Old Aug 12, 2006, 04:07 AM // 04:07   #2844
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with a knife



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Old Aug 12, 2006, 04:36 AM // 04:36   #2845
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everyone, cause he's a coward.

how long does it take to melt cheese?
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Old Aug 12, 2006, 04:38 AM // 04:38   #2846
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10 minutes in an oven 2 seconds in a nuker


Why is Peyton Manning so good?
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Old Aug 12, 2006, 04:39 AM // 04:39   #2847
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s/he's not really...

who's peyton manning?
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Old Aug 12, 2006, 04:49 AM // 04:49   #2848
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the colts qb


Why does Kidz Bop ruin all the good songs?
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Old Aug 12, 2006, 04:51 AM // 04:51   #2849
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cause kidz bop is an ass.

who's kidz bop?
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Old Aug 12, 2006, 04:52 AM // 04:52   #2850
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its a CD that makes songs safe for kids


Why is extra clueless to American things?
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Old Aug 12, 2006, 05:01 AM // 05:01   #2851
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extra is a newborn baby and has no clue how the world operates.

why did the chicken stop crossing the road?
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Old Aug 12, 2006, 05:11 AM // 05:11   #2852
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because he saw his friends get hit by cars



Why am i tired?
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Old Aug 12, 2006, 05:12 AM // 05:12   #2853
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cause you lack proper nutrition.

how do you stop chickens getting hit by cars as they cross the road?
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Old Aug 12, 2006, 05:14 AM // 05:14   #2854
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build a fence



Why am i running out of questions?
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Old Aug 12, 2006, 05:16 AM // 05:16   #2855
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cause you're lacking stimulation.

how are chickens going to build a fence?
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Old Aug 12, 2006, 05:18 AM // 05:18   #2856
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using humans



Are the humans the chickens slaves?
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Old Aug 12, 2006, 05:20 AM // 05:20   #2857
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only to that rare breed of elephant-sized chickens.

what would happen if a car hit an elephant-sized chicken as it was crossing the road?
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Old Aug 12, 2006, 07:53 AM // 07:53   #2858
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It would knock over the chicken, and Colonel Sanders could die a happy man.


Why am I reading this?

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Old Aug 12, 2006, 06:58 PM // 18:58   #2859
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because you are bored



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Old Aug 12, 2006, 07:55 PM // 19:55   #2860
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Because you post too much

Why do you post too much?
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